nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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alifechasingghosts:

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

Well, when Picasso was starting out, cameras were becoming really popular, and traditional portraits of people were becoming really obsolete because of this. So a lot of painters at this time were trying to figure out how to keep people’s attention (this is how we got the impressionists and popartists). I’m pretty sure the story goes that Picasso went to some museum or show that displayed art from different countries and he was absolutely fascinated by the harsh angles and exaggerated features African masks. So he took inspiration from that and began to work on his own style- Cubism.

And there’s your art history of the day ^.^

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alifechasingghosts:

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

Well, when Picasso was starting out, cameras were becoming really popular, and traditional portraits of people were becoming really obsolete because of this. So a lot of painters at this time were trying to figure out how to keep people’s attention (this is how we got the impressionists and popartists). I’m pretty sure the story goes that Picasso went to some museum or show that displayed art from different countries and he was absolutely fascinated by the harsh angles and exaggerated features African masks. So he took inspiration from that and began to work on his own style- Cubism.

And there’s your art history of the day ^.^

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mydrunkkitchen:

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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When your phone rings at all ever

mydrunkkitchen:

word-stuck:

(submitted by nothing-much-really)

Dawwww. <3

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

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holy-trinity-batman:

even Hannah’s poems have puns. x 

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holy-trinity-batman:

even Hannah’s poems have puns. x 

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ourdrunkitchen:

Literally all I was thinking about when I watched this video

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ourdrunkitchen:

Literally all I was thinking about when I watched this video

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stability:

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows

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littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

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I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

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