you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
When your phone rings at all ever
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows
When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.
I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.